Lunch is served

#FunkeVSRoadMarshal

Season 1 Episode 3

As we drove out of the parking lot, he asked if i was nervous, I looked at him and frowned and then said "No"! He smiled and said " U know u look very pretty when u frown' I burst out laughing and then he said 'good girl' finally got u to laugh.

"Fasten you seat belt!" I rolled my eyes and did just that.  Im riding with "the law" might as well obey!  He then asked me what I would like to eat, I told him I wanted salad and he said, "cool, i know this great place and we drove to Ikoyi...
In 5 minutes we were at the gate of Southern Sun hotel...

OMG....  I think to myself, What is this guy up to???? I cringe and as he parked I sat frozen in my seat... He looks at me then he laughs... Relax we are only here for lunch nothing more..

The voices in my head begin to warn me... Red wine said " He got other plans after lunch" White wine said "he's a gentleman Funke, he won't disrespect you.

He noticed my reluctance and he told me calmly that we are going into the restaurant only! I smiled hesitantly and I get down.

He walks to where I am standing and he says "Give me your hand" I stretched out my hand and we walked hand in hand into the restaurant.
Did i say walk? No scratch that... I FLOATED!!! I will tell u why.

See, when he held my hand, his palms were as soft as the back of a baby's butt! They were warm and slightly moist. For a split second I felt giddy...
I gradually get myself together and walk as firmly as i could, he was saying something, but i wasn't listening all of a sudden I tripped and before I knew it, he had firmly held me by the waist and swung me round to face him and  ask if i was ok.

Our gaze met and there I was, staring into the most beautiful set of brown eyes I have ever seen. It was like a scene from 'strictly come dancing' he was bending over me and looking into my eyes...

I  felt a whole lot more dizzy, I dunno if it is hunger that is making me dizzy, or the feeling of those very strong arms of his carrying my weight. I quickly jolt my self back to reality before he drops me. I say to him" I'm fine, could u lemme go pls?" He says ok... but he still held on to me... I began to say the Lord's prayer....

Father Lord, Epp you child o! this one pass me o!

I frantically tell him to let go of me and he finally did.. Phew! I straighten out my dress and walk calmly into the restaurant. He picks out a table in a secluded spot, we walk there and sit down.
He takes up the menu and asks what kinda salad i want, i look at the menu... Jisos, 4,500 for salad!!!! I flip through the menu and Co e across a dish called the seafood paella!  Ok sounds interesting...

Anyway i go ahead and order the seafood paella and water.. he orders green tea and chocolate cake for himself.

I gently ask about the pick ups his office wants to buy and how we can seal the deal. He reaches out for my hand and cups it in his and the plants a kiss on it and said "Babay what's your rush girl?" "We got all the time in the world to discuss the pick ups' I ain't going no where!!!
I feel giddy, blood rushing to my head! yep common sense is leaving my body.... or hunger... I've been charmed by a 'Yoruba demon"....

Time to eat, I am hungry.

#ToBeContinued